Real Sex vs Porn Sex – Explained with Fruit

71% of women don't orgasm through penetration alone

71% of women don’t orgasm through penetration alone

Real Sex vs Porn Sex – Explained with Fruit

A recent youtube video upload that went viral attempts to explain the difference between real sex and porn sex (real sex vs porn sex) using kitchen utensils and fruits and veggies as examples.  Although seeing a cucumber chopped in half to describe the average person’s penis compared to a porn star’s was visually provoking, the facts also stir the pot.  

 

Let me be one of the first to say, porn sex is no where near real sex.  I am not saying this because real sex is intimate and special.  I am saying this because real sex is far superior than porn sex in every category.  Amateur porn across the internet backs my claim.   This is no longer 1980, where we all had VCR tapes of cheesy porns which were our only examples of sex outside of our own bedroom.  I’m sure in the 80s it was tough for a couple to compete with an orgy between the disgusting looking football coach and the cheerleading squad, but it’s not the 80s anymore.  Anal sex was taboo, threesomes without social networks and dating sites were nearly impossible, oral sex was private, and fetishes stayed in the closet.   Times have changed.  Amateurs have threesomes, gang bangs, BBC sessions, fetish parties, and cuckold sessions. Amateurs are the best deep throaters in the world.  Anal is no longer taboo, and truthfully, professional porn is simply trying to keep up.  Money can make you fake squirt and scream, but it can’t compete with us doing it because we love his dick.  Amateur women train ourselves to numb our gag reflexes, train our throats, really enjoy anal, sniff semen and love it, and scream because we enjoy the sex and the person that you are having sex with.  Porn sex versus a prude couple that has a horrible sex life, maybe.  Porn sex vs a dynamic couple that truly loves sex, it’s not even close.

I think the biggest issue I had with this video was the concept of ignoring  amateur porn, which is almost as popular as professional porn, if not already surpassing it.  It may not be a big money machine, because otherwise it wouldn’t be “amateur”, but I can’t even name a female professional porn star that can handle a penis like Heather Harmon and various other amazing  amateur cocksmiths.  And these women take on cocks for the love of them, not for the love of the greenery.  With that being said, let’s take a look at a few claims below:

Video claim:  Male porn stars are on average 6-9 inches.  Your average real life man is 5-7 inches.

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MTV Teen Mom Star, Farrah Abraham releases sex tape

From MTV’s Teen Mom to Backdoor Squirting Milf Porn Star.  Farrah Abraham released her sex tape today via Vivid, the same company that released Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee (Pam and Tommy), Jimi Hendrix, Kim Kardashian, WWE Diva Chyna, and a number of other B / C / D level celebs that can only get your attention by fucking each other’s brains out on camera…

… the same way we do!

I’m not mad at you Farrah, sex is beautiful, and doing it the way you do it is even better.   Co-star / porn actor James Deen has openly said that recording this video was just another day in the office for him.  Any claims of this being a “private” sex tape is false, as it was purposely recorded in home video fashion to create more interest.   Her partner in the video is a known porn star.  Farrah, no need to pretend it’s a home video, just tell everyone you take it in the ass and squirt all over the room, that’s all the buzz you need.

Farrah Abraham just went from the most annoying reality star / teen mom on earth, to now just a somewhat slightly annoying milf.  Her new large breasts and open-attitude towards anal sex definitely puts her a lot higher in my book.  Although her oral skills need work,  her anal and squirting techniques will make even the most uptight executive at Viacom proud.  Good find MTV!  Your casting director and talent scouts need raises for sure.

Vivid’s synopsis:

“From Iowa cheerleader to MTV Teen Mom star, midwest beauty Farrah Abraham breaks free with her most daring video ever, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Made originally as a personal ‘boudoir’ tape, Farrah decided to release the video to her fans due to overwhelming response once news of the tape became public for download. Shockingly explicit, she takes James Deen as you’d never imagine, in a backdoor scene you’ll never forget. With her tight young body and totally uninhibited sexuality, it’s no wonder why she wanted to capture this moment in time. And now you can too!” 

If you’re internet savvy, check the bay for the full release.