Foursome Memoirs: The Silent Partner, Phone Sex, and Swingers

This is possibly the shortest running memoir series we will have on this blog.   1 post.

So we have been members of  a swing lifestyle website for years but have never met anyone from this site.  In fact, we have probably been members for just as long as we have blogged.   We’ve heard that although we only hook up with women, it’s still technically considered part of the swingers lifestyle.   Most swingers do actively look for a bi female, also known as the unicorn.  This past week, things changed.   We spoke with a couple that was interested in having the wife spoiled by another couple.   They were both in their second marriage and had only been married for about 3 months.  Personally, we both thought this was too soon, but we didn’t mention it. It was stated up front that the other wife wasn’t comfortable with Venice and her husband hooking up, which was fine with us, because it isn’t something we do anyway.  The couple both spoke with us on Kik and talked about how they spent their honeymoon having a mmf threesome with the husband’s friend.   Kind of weird I guess, but whatever.  The husband talked a lot about how he is doing this for her, it’s all about her needs, and he is really just a silent partner that enjoys watching his wife pleased.  He said he was really excited to see her with another woman.

We decided that this couple may be a match for us.  Although we have never done anything with a husband/boyfriend in the same room, it does turn us on to think about having sex in front of another couple.  We also thought we’d enjoy watching another couple have sex in front of us.  In hindsight, this may not be a reality for us.  As a couple, we like to joke around, take things a little less serious, and we tend to use comedy as a way to deal with uncomfortable situations.   This would probably be a recipe for disaster when watching a horny couple getting it on in front of us.

With most possible hook ups, we like to do a phone verification.  This is to confirm that the person we are talking to is who they say they are.  In situations dealing with a woman, it’s always important to verify that it is actually a woman.  With couples, this step may not be necessary, but we decided it was a good first step before meeting in person.

So the couple calls us up and they are both on speaker phone, a bit tipsy, and sitting in a hot tub. We keep the conversation light-hearted and find out various things about them.  They have never hooked up with a couple but have had various mmf threesomes with one of the husband’s friends.  They have only been married for a few months, and they preferred to play with a couple that wasn’t interested in the wife having sex with the other husband.   For them, this was a good lead into the lifestyle, as his wife wasn’t comfortable sharing her husband.  This was good for Venice, because she has openly said to everyone she meets,  she loves me, and she loves women.  She is not turned on by men, their dicks, or having them look at her in a sexual fashion. We try to be very upfront about this, and it seems to make the other wife very happy.  However, from the beginning, the husband seems to be a bit bothered by it.   Although he said this was all about her, various hints from what he says makes it seem like this was more of his way to add a woman to the mix for himself, slowly getting his wife comfortable with him being around another woman. And maybe somewhere in the back of his mind hopes she gets horny enough, to request to see him and the other girl play.  With Venice, that wouldn’t be possible.  He voices his opinion that he feels an experience should just be a fun time had by all, no one should be left out.  The silent partner, is now not so silent.

Although our conversation was pleasant, we politely tried to end it as we felt we have ran out of things to talk about.  First conversation and all, things can get a bit awkward if the conversation goes too long.  As we let them know it was nice talking to them, the husband responds back by letting us know they were going to get out of the hot tub and go inside to call us back when they were more comfortable.  I wasn’t sure why they would call us back, but I didn’t want to seem rude or prude, so I pretended this was a normal request and agreed.  When I hung up, Venice asked why they were going to call back, and I responded with, “I guess we are fun to talk with!”

About 5 minutes later we get a call back and it’s the wife whispering on the phone saying that they couldn’t talk on speaker, so it was only her.  We could hear her husband  in the background.  She let us know she had a porn playing and if that was okay.   At this point, we felt trapped.  Not physically, but we didn’t want to be rude.  We also didn’t want to pass up on the opportunity to meet up with a cool couple that seemed to want the same things we wanted.   As I said earlier, we tend to make light of situations, so I responded with, “That’s fine, but for full transparency, we are watching Leave it to Beaver reruns on Nick at Nite.”  Venice and I both laughed a bit.  The wife then whispered into the phone that she was touching her husband’s dick.   

In our heads, we heard a loud record skip…

Phone Rape

When a seemingly normal guy/girl is on the phone with you and proceeds to have phone sex with you when you don’t want it, narrating both sides, so you have no choice but to listen in total awe”

We won’t go into much more detail because I am way too lazy to type out the back and forth dialogue.  Venice and I sat there and listened to them fuck, have oral sex, and various other things.  We did give short comments, or ask them to send pictures of what they were doing, so we were not totally uninvolved.  But I can say, various times I did mute the mic and talk with Venice about just hitting the hang up button.  Although I think we both wanted out of the conversation, as to not ‘hurt their feelings” we stayed on the call.  At one point, the wife handed the phone to the husband and asked him to talk.  For us, this made no sense.  Venice wasn’t going to talk with him, this was the last thing she was interested in.  And me personally, I am unsure what I’d even say to another husband on the phone.  I guess I could have told him “Way to go dude, sounds like you are doing great.  Beat that shit up champ!”   To be honest, that shit was awkward as hell.

To be even more transparent, after seeing selfie pictures of her sucking his dick while on the phone, we noticed he probably had one of the smallest penises we had ever seen.  I know that’s mean spirited, and of course we wouldn’t say anything to them, but our natural reaction was to laugh when she would moan or say, “Oh baby, you are so deep in me.”   One time I accidentally made an audible laugh and Venice hit me, whispering for me to shut up.  Like I said, in hindsight, seeing a couple fuck would probably be a very bad experience for us.  Although it seems sexy to see live porn, our natural defense is to make jokes. We tend to focus on making the situation funny rather than sexy.  And that isn’t anyone’s fault but our own.   But let’s get back to being phone raped.

The worst part about all of this was, it seems like the husband wanted to show how long he could last.  After what seemed like an eternity, and the wife apparently orgasming various times, they stopped and told us they were going to take a fuck break before she gets him off. This small break in action was enough time for me to say, “Hey, we actually have to go guys.  We will talk with you later.” And awkwardly hang up.

You’d think that experience would be enough for us to know this probably isn’t going to work out.  However, sometimes a huge red flag isn’t enough to stop you from moving forward, because it isn’t easy finding a third woman for Venice and I to play with.  And sometimes you may have to find a woman that has a husband attached to her.

From that point our Kik filled with group messages from them about how the husband was in a rock band and played the guitar pretty well, photos of him in the military, videos of him shooting guns in the desert, and even photos the wife would take of him standing around nude taking a piss near the hot tub.  Subtitled, “He is so hot.”    We still knew nothing about the wife though.  Weird huh?

After talking, Venice and I started getting the vibes that the husband was having mmf threesomes, as a way to warm up his wife to allowing him to fuck other women.   Although he disguised it behind he was doing all this for her, it just didn’t seem that way.

Maybe we are just a bit paranoid or the husband was overcompensating because he felt a bit left out.  However, we were still planning to meet and see if things were different in person.  We wanted to make sure we had a few boundaries in place.  We definitely weren’t going to get phone raped again.  One of our boundaries was that Venice really wasn’t there for him, so she didn’t want to be given sexual orders from the husband.  For instance, she did not want to be told by him, “Venice, go stand over my wife and put your pussy in her face.”   This seems minor, but Venice just wasn’t interested in being told what to do by the other husband.  This upset the husband, as he felt left out and said it seemed like we just wanted him to stay quiet.  Venice let him know that he didn’t have to stay quiet, but it was her understanding that this was about his wife, not him.  Venice also said that she was totally okay with him talking dirty to his own wife.  As was I.  However, she wasn’t interested in having him talk dirty to her.  

The silent partner wasn’t happy about being silent at all.

For those deeper in the lifestyle, I will admit, we may be the ones that are blowing this out of proportion, but we aren’t really into that type of thing.  And he may be right in feeling left out, but we weren’t going to be ear raped again because they get horny and do whatever they want to do without taking our boundaries into consideration.    Without starting another conversation, we seemed to both mutually agree that we just weren’t compatible.  We suggested they should find a couple that was totally into swinging without any boundaries, as that would probably be a better fit for them.  

In desperate times, you do desperate shit.  I will admit, dealing with a couple and agreeing to fuck in front of them, isn’t something I ever fantasized about.  But because it’s hard to find a third person, you tend to get a bit desperate and sacrifice to get what you want.   Sometimes, I feel like that is why a lot of people decide to swing.  For all the wrong reasons, but too ashamed to ever admit it.  When you turn your spouse into a trading card just because you really want to fuck another person, something isn’t right.  I’m not saying all swingers fall into this category, but a lot of them do.

3 thoughts on “Foursome Memoirs: The Silent Partner, Phone Sex, and Swingers

  1. By far, our best experiences have been with perfect strangers who enjoy the moment without trying to force something different to happen.

    In Swing clubs, we watch people, figure out who to avoid, and play in front of those we are interested in. If we get their attention we invite them to join us. If not, oh well. If the play time turns sour, we stop, and politely move on.

    We are in the club for our enjoyment, not theirs. When they are strangers, they have no emotional leverage over us, so we feel free to say, “this isn’t working for us” without the need to consider their feelings.

    It is not uncommon to see a couple take a woman by the hand to the back as hubby sits and drinks. Sometimes hubby will go to the window and watch them. Sometimes, a woman will join a couple in the center of the Orgy/Voyeur Room. There are just lots of options.

    At Dance clubs, people Dance with whomever. Many sex clubs are the same. Low personal investment, and just fun! Give one a try. šŸ™‚

  2. Long time no talk Mr. Invisible! I think the lesson we learned is we may just not have it in us to be free spirited and enjoy the moments. I also think the dynamic of another guy just doesn’t fit us. After the phone sex situation, we realized that not only did listening to another couple not turn us on, it turned us off. The longer they went, the more we just wanted it to end.

    Either way, lesson learned!

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