Naughty Selfies – Green Day

green dayNaughty Selfies – Green Day Time of Your Life

Lime green panties but what’s underneath definitely isn’t sour!  Although you could probably ring them out over a nice cold beer and enjoy the flavor.  If you’re into that type of thing.  Anyway, it’s green day!

The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.    

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: If You Enjoyed These Pics, I Hope You Have The Time Of Your Life!!! 

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I made sure to match my dress with my panties today!  

 

So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it’s worth it was worth all the while
 
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right
I hope you had the time of your life…
 

After a good tune, let’s look at a fine tuned machine of a man in his wife’s moist panties.  Not much else to say other than I hope you guys have as good week!   

 


You can check out all my naughty selfies here!

 

Sex Games For Couples: Theme Parks After Dark

Sex Games For Couples: Theme Parks After Dark

So what the can you do to make a roller coast even more exciting?  Pull your penis out and see if its possible to get a blow job on every ride there!  Theme parks after dark!

What can make sex more fun and playful than turning it into a game? Throughout our years of marriage we have came up with ideas that we may or may not have actually used. But nonetheless, we have decided to share our ideas with our readers. Some of these sex games may help with communication or kinky secrets, some may be for sex parties, but others just may be simple quick fun to use as foreplay. If you and your partner have your own games, please share in the comments below or email us ideas!

The Rules: Theme Parks After Dark

theme parks after darkFirst, let me make sure to start this one off by expressing how important it is that you do NOT play these sex games with children around.   This is why we call it Theme Parks AFTER DARK.

Now to the rules.  On every ride you get on, find the most discrete and natural time to lean over and give your partner oral sex.  Obviously, this will be much easier for a woman to be the one giving oral sex.  But whatever floats your boat…it is a small world.

Our Experience in Theme Parks After Dark

theme park after darkThis is a game we played and loved.  Please note, I wouldn’t try this one at six flags!  This is more for those Pirates of the Caribbean style rides, where something scary is about to happen and your wife slams her face down into your lap like she is scared, only to suck your dick and check that ride off her list.   We managed to pull off some sort of oral on every single ride in the Kingdom.   It was Magic.  I imagine for those of you that have been to these theme parks, you are wondering how is it even possible on a ride like Space Mountain.  Well, for us, the ride wasn’t possible, but the dark area in the waiting line was.  But let me stop giving you all the secrets on how to beat the boss levels of this game and let you figure it out on your own!

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Sex Games For Couples: Security Cam Shenanigans

Sex Games For Couples: Security Cam Shenanigans

Taking safe sex to a whole new level.  Turn any security camera into a sexurity camera.  

What can make sex more fun and playful than turning it into a game? Throughout our years of marriage we have came up with ideas that we may or may not have actually used. But nonetheless, we have decided to share our ideas with our readers. Some of these sex games may help with communication or kinky secrets, some may be for sex parties, but others just may be simple quick fun to use as foreplay. If you and your partner have your own games, please share in the comments below or email us ideas!

The Rules: Find a Security Cam and Fuck

Not all games need board, dice, or cards.  Some just need a security camera and a hard dick.

We set up security in our house and had no idea our camera would record us and upload it to the cloud due to the motion sensors.  Little did we know, we had an entire archive of us fucking for 60 days straight saved.  Dang.  Our security folks probably had a great time making sure everything was alright at our place eh?  Although embarrassed, we eventually fix that setting.  But in the process, we were turned on and decided what better way to get a rush than find a dark spot where you notice a camera, and get busy.

security cam sexGet a bit tipsy, hit up your sexy fun times night spot, and look for red flashing lights.  Depending on what country you are in, this won’t be too hard.  Once you find the spot, put on the show of your life.  Nothing gives you a bigger sex rush than thinking you are being watched, wondering where the film will end up, and over-exaggerating everything because you are putting on a show.

Now, as mentioned earlier, you can also just set up security at your own place.  Very easy to do.  You can put a camera in any room you like and have it activate with motion.  It will automatically record and upload.  Talk about the easiest porn ever made.  We will be uploading our own security footage to our twitter channels, so make sure you check them out!  Also, make sure your partner agrees!  It is not legal to record your partner without their consent.   Play fair you guys.


 

Rules & Limitations.  Like monopoly, try not to go to jail.  

 

 

Sex Games For Couples: Thanos – Snap and Get Naked

Sex Games For Couples: Thanos – Snap and Get Naked

So let’s just snap our fingers and all get naked shall we?  

What can make sex more fun and playful than turning it into a game? Throughout our years of marriage we have came up with ideas that we may or may not have actually used. But nonetheless, we have decided to share our ideas with our readers. Some of these sex games may help with communication or kinky secrets, some may be for sex parties, but others just may be simple quick fun to use as foreplay. If you and your partner have your own games, please share in the comments below or email us ideas!

The Rules: Thanos

Pretend you have a super power and at the snap of your fingers your spouse gets totally naked, no matter what he/she is doing, or where he/she is at.  Since you are playing this game with your lover, I would assume you would keep the game simple and fun.  Oh yea, and legal.

This can be fun if you make it an entire weekend challenge, or a 24 hour period.  From doing daily chores around the house, to outside mowing the grass or doing garden work, as soon as your partner snaps, you strip down.  In the yard, in the house, it doesn’t matter.  If you are really risky, snapping in public.  You can even reward the other if they make it through the entire day with a prize of their choice. It could be sexual, a vacation, or just something simple and fun.  The higher the prize, the more willing your partner is too just strip down no matter where you snap your fingers.  

It’s always fun to see someone in full attire, then seconds later, totally nude.

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Q&A: Am I Too Ugly To Give Blow Jobs?

too ugly blow jobsAm I Too Ugly To Give Blow Jobs?

I am a 21 year old female and struggle to enjoy sex with my boyfriend.  He is 27 years old.  I’m always horny and always down to have sex. I’ve never been with someone who I have found so unbelievably attractive and for some reason that puts me down. I feel embarrassed to take my clothes off.  I have a mom bod with stretch marks and I’m chubby.  I also don’t think I have the prettiest face. All I can think about during sex or giving him oral is how unattractive I look or if I’m even pleasing him, or if he is thinking about someone else. I have faked many orgasms just so he can finish or we can be done, I don’t think I remember the last time he made me cum. I cant even watch sex scenes during movies/shows with him because It makes me so insecure and down. I have asked him if I’m properly pleasing him or if there’s anything I can work on & he tells me no. I can’t even enjoy when he does go down on me (which he barely does & makes me feel like he doesn’t want to) because I’m so worried about myself. If I’m being completely honest it makes me tear up & get really emotional. It affects my daily life. (Please be nice, I’m just looking for some help & advice)

Venice’s response to too ugly for blow jobs

The good news is, if you are following the amazing guidelines in my Blow Job Bible, he won’t be able to see straight.  

With that said, I am sorry you have such a negative outlook on yourself.  If you don’t feel sexy, why would he find you sexy?   First of all, confidence is sexy.  Are you sucking his dick with confidence?  Or are you sucking his dick and scared to look at him in the face.  Scared to be extra dirty.  Scared to moan sexy or do all the things you know could be sexy, but because you are self-conscious, skip all that. 

You have to suck dick like you don’t have a care in the world.  Lose yourself in how sexy you look with a dick in your mouth.  Show him confidence.  Show him you’re sexy because you say you’re sexy.

I don’t know exactly how to make you feel pretty to him, but I do know you need to have more confidence in yourself.  Everyone deserves good sex.  Everyone deserves to be treated like they are beautiful.  You should demand it.  How he treats you outside of the bedroom is a big sign on how he feels about you in the bedroom.  If he treats you good, tells you you are beautiful, stop over thinking it.  If he doesn’t do that, maybe find a man that will.

Ryan’s response to too ugly for blow jobs

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Let’s be honest, even the most beautiful person in the world (male or female) looks like a bug-eyed mosquito while sucking dick.  Nothing is very pretty about seeing the veins pop out in her forehead, eyes water, her mouth stretched, and spit all over her face.  And at the same time, nothing is more beautiful.   

The ugliness of sex is what makes it so damn sexy.  The painful looks she makes while she orgasms, the various faces she makes while she is jackhammered, the face fucking, the runny make up, the slobber.   Lovely.

No matter what you think you look like, what does he think you look like?  I assume if he is dating you, he thinks you are beautiful.  If he goes out in public and holds you, is proud, and shows you off to the world, he adores you.  When he watches you giving him a blow job, it doesn’t change, it just gets better.   If he doesn’t treat you like his princess and show you off in public, then this is just a self esteem issue you have to deal with.  Until you treat yourself like a beautiful person, no one else will either.