Police had to be called in to restore order after a crowd gathered to see a cheating wife and her lover locked together during sex after the rumor spread that her husband had asked a witch doctor to put a curse on her private parts.
And although medical experts say the embarrassing experience was more likely a case of ‘penis captivus’, in which the woman’s vagina had contracted too much and trapped the man’s penis, they were unable to stop the rumour and the mob had quickly assembled.
Local media said that unfaithful Sasha Ngema, 34, had reportedly been romping with toyboy Sol Qoboza, 22, at a rented apartment in the city of Johannesburg in South Africa while her husband was away on business.
Police had to be called in to restore order after a crowd gathered to see a cheating wife and her lover locked together during sex after the rumour spread that her husband had asked a witch doctor to put a curse on her private parts.
Hey guys, my wife of 5 years has always been very self conscious about her body even though she is a very good looking woman. After the birth of our 2nd child 4 months ago she has gotten much worse. She has lost almost all of the weight from the pregnancy already but reminds me at least once a day that she weighs over 30 lbs more than when we met. She also now has a second scar from a C-section. She has been complaining about the first one since the birth of our first child so I can’t see that getting any better. Whenever the subject of her weight or scars come up I tell her that she looks great but she doesn’t believe me. She says things like ‘you have to say that because you’re my husband’ and other times just doesn’t understand why I’m attracted to her. She gets uncomfortable when I see her naked and prefers to keep some of her clothes on when we are intimate.
For years we have had sex 2 or 3 times a month which is less than I would like but I’ve come of accept it as an ok amount for us. Since the birth of our 2nd child 4 months ago, we’ve only had sex once. Whenever I try she tells me shes just not feeling sexy.
More sex would be awesome but this question isn’t just about that, I really want her to be happy with herself and I don’t know how to make her feel attractive or sexy. Any insight or advice would be appreciated.
Adult videos make threesomes seem absolutely perfect. As with everything that gets glamorized, the actual experience isn’t as glamorous as the idea or fantasy. Below we will give our readers a few confessions that we may or may not have already talked about. Although our stories also glamorize our experiences, that isn’t this blogs intentions.
Ryan: My relationship with Venice is autistic. We aren’t understood and the decisions we make probably don’t make sense to anyone but us. We have the outside world totally locked out. Our inside jokes, our talks, our dislikes, and yes, even our threesomes. The things we do bonds us closer together, but the third person becomes just an object we have totally used. Whether to talk about after they leave, or to talk about while they are there. Obviously we have no bad intentions to hurt them or anything, but we both like the idea of using the other person and seeing what they will do with us. When they leave, we move on with our life as if they do not exist. I find this behavior very psychopathic. However, because Venice and I do this together, it bonds us and gives our minds this, “us against the world” feeling. This is also how you maintain a successful relationship while adding other women to the bedroom. A total shutdown afterwards is important.
Venice: Threesomes aren’t as glamorous as they’re believed to be. Yes, it’s a turn on to be in it at the moment, and yes, I love being in one. But afterward, we start to recap the night and don’t feel like sex gods. And as it turns out, there were no harps playing in the background as I ate a chick out. We’re all human, we all have flaws, and we’re all imperfect.
Ryan: The idea of threesomes is better than the experiences themselves. The freedom of having a spouse that almost becomes like a partner in crime (of passion), is liberating. It’s like a sexual Bonnie and Clyde, where we use women together, talk dirty to them, then go back to our normal lives like it never happened afterwards. It’s a rush and it feels invigorating.
Venice: I liked fucking the other women with strap-ons. I liked hearing them moan when I pushed my dick in too deep. I liked watching their walls stretch because the cock is bigger than what their bodies are used to. I like watching the girls lips pull out and grab on to my strap-on each time I slide it out of their bodies. I can understand why men fuck hard or enjoy hearing a woman moan and cry while being fucked. It’s exciting, dirty, and the one time in our life where we can hurt someone and not feel bad about it.
Ryan: I am unsure how a threesome would be as a single man, but when you are in love, it’s not as amazing as you would think it is. It’s also not fair to the other women, but I guess we never planned on it being fair. Because they are not your wife, no matter what they smell like, it isn’t going to be the same. Too much perfume, too much sweat, too much seafood (old cum), too much (fill in the blank for various things you have smelled while with a woman for the first time). For me, I was turned off by anything that wasn’t my wife’s natural smell.
Marie Calvert has slept with over 3,000 men in her lifetime. I suppose some of you are wondering why that’s even worth mentioning on a sex blog. Well, Marie Calvert, slept with all 3,000 men while she was married.
Ryan: Like with most of our blogs with commentary on certain articles, we are going to respond with different thoughts that cross our mind while reading. Nothing we say is meant to offend anyone or attack a lifestyle. It’s just our stream of consciousness (in conversation) with no real filter.
Venice: For sure. As bloggers that blog about everything we try not to judge others…
Ryan: …3,000 partners though? What the fuck.
Venice: The number 3,000 definitely makes my jaw drop, single or married. I guess it’s like the first time I heard that Gene Simmons from Kiss had slept with over 4,000 women in his life time. To put things in perspective, Gene Simmons is a world famous rock star with women throwing panties at him while he is on stage during his concerts, while Marie Calvert was just an average housewife with kids having sex on the weekends.
Gene Simmons has claimed that he has slept with 4,897 women. The bassist of glam rock band KISS shocks many who believe the “free love” nature of the older rock groups were a bad thing for society. It has also been claimed that another rock star, Mick Jagger slept with more than 4,000 women
Venice: After seeing Gene Simmons sex tape, I’d say there were 4,897 very disappointed women fans. Size, technique, and time spent, all very much underwhelming.
Ryan: 4,897 women wishing they were Motley Crue fans afterwards.
For fun, Ryan and I have created a list of 10 things a woman should not say on her first date. We will post our “10 Things a Man Shouldn’t Say” in our next blog. If you have some things you think a woman shouldn’t say on her first date, please add them to the comment box below.
10. “Although I’ve had a lot of one night stands, I decided that wasn’t who I was anymore. I’m a reborn virgin. In fact, I don’t plan on kissing another man until after I am married. I’m so glad I met you!”
9. “Well, 3 of my kids are horrible…but hey, at least that is only a 50% bad to good ratio right?!”
8. “Well, my current husband is in prison because he murdered one of my boyfriends. I’m trying to save money to post bond.”
7. “Well, I for one would rather swallow than have some strange man’s semen all over my shirt. You know?”
6. “I knew when I first saw you pull up I wanted to marry you. Let’s just do it now!”