Coronavirus Drive-Through Test Experience

Coronavirus Drive-Through Test Experience 

Although I do not have the results, unfortunately I have been hit by a flu bug, or  a bad case of allergies.  Either way, since the symptoms are nearly the same, we called our local coronavirus testing hotline and spoke with nurses in charge of testing in our area.  I told them my symptoms and was surprisingly able to get a test the same day.  That’s actually a good thing for our community, as watching the news led me to believe testing would be extremely backed up.   

  • Symptoms:  Flu like symptoms with slight fever and body aches.  This was prior to a case in our county.  However, symptoms continued and I have kept a nagging dry cough with shortness of breath.  Although shortness of breath sounds scary, for me I noticed because I was talking and have to stop to breath.   This could be because of my nasal congestion.    To be honest, this is usually the time of year I get allergies and make my annual doctor’s appointment for antibiotics for a sinus infection.  However, you can’t help but want to be safe now as to not infect others.  If you have testing available, and you have symptoms, get a test.  

I then received a text regarding making the drive-through process easier by pre-registering.  This was as simple as clicking a few buttons on my phone.  I skipped the parts regarding insurance, payment, and photo.  As the testing is free and that’s what I was told to do.  

I pulled up to the testing site and there was a cop there with a yellow siren on his vehicle.  He remained in his car.  There were 3 workers all with masks that came up from a first tent and asked me to roll down my window.  They verified my information and then communicated with the second testing area tent that I was ready.  I hear the other tent over the radio, “Let him through.”

I again had to yell out my information because they nurses stood away from the vehicle.  Although this felt unusual, it felt much safer (social distancing).  And then a nurse in a hazmat suit walks up and explains that she will have to stick a q-tip up both of my nostrils extremely high.  She let me know it was going to be uncomfortable.  She also handed me some brochure, which I did not like.  They could give this information over the phone or through a link.  Although I understand why they are giving out this information, I didn’t even want to touch it. I may be testing for the Coronavirus, but I didn’t for sure have it.  And I didn’t want something from them in my vehicle.  

Either way, the test itself took seconds.  The nurse did not touch my vehicle at all.  She stuck her arm through the window and got two deep swabs of nasal fluid.  Although I have heard on television that it hurt (from our president and vice-president), for me, it did not.  Yes the swab goes deep.  Yes you can feel it go into an area that feels “sensitive”.  However, it takes seconds and it was painless to me.  It made my eyes water, but other than that it was nothing.  

I was told to how to leave the area and that was it.  I rolled up my window and sprayed the brochure they handed me with Lysol.  

They let me know I will get my results in 4-7 days. 

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Naughty Selfies – Panties On Until We Black Out

Naughty Selfies – Panties On Until We Black Out

We have kept up this whole naughty selfie thing and panty thing until well, we take it off and just black out. 

Yes, I am totally coming up with phrases based on the color of panties I am wearing.  Today just happens to be black and  R Kelly would be proud. 

After I sent a few of these to my husband, he messaged me back and said can you please send some with your panties pulled to the side,   I really want to see what your pussy looks like right now. 

Oh, he’s in that type of mood huh?


The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.  


 

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Black heels and Black Panties

 

 

I mean, it all started with me saying black out because I was going to share photos of me wearing black panties. Then of course, my husband wearing my used black panties the next day!   But I decided to tease my husband and black out exactly what he wanted to see!  This is his responses:

Uh, so why is there a black box over your little box?!

 

After making him wait a few minutes with no response…

 

Wait,  are you going to send me the uncensored version though???????

 

Hah!  Maybe I will, maybe I wont.   

<<Whippppppped>>

Not sure how this will look with my pasty white husband in his wife’s used panties posted below a video of the new black anthem.  But, here we go.

 

As always, a selfie my husband takes for me the next day, wearing my used panties from the day before.  I believe it’s been going on 4 or 5 months now since and he hasn’t worn my body on him underneath his clothing.  He has asked if we should stop, and I told him no. It turn me on to know that any time I look at him I know he is wearing my used panties.  It also turns me on that he is willing to do that for me.  It’s almost like a chastity belt of sorts.   I did tell him that even if he stops for one day, it’s a slippery slope, and he’d eventually just quit wearing them.   He said, “Every day I am wearing your slippery slopes!”

He’s right!


You can check out all my naughty selfies here!

 

Our Amateur Sex Film Career in a Nut Shell – The Webcam Phase

Our Amateur Sex Film Career in a Nut Shell – The Webcam Phase

Prior to blogging, we were just a horny amateur couple on webcam having sex.  Back in our days there weren’t many options, but with sites like Firecams, it wouldn’t be that hard to get your genitals (foot) into the door.   It started off as a fun way to be kinky and orgasm with people watching.  And as soon as we came, quickly shutting off our webcam and vanishing into the night!  It wasn’t about money, much like our blog isn’t about money.  It was more about having an outlet to do something sexy and be the exhibitionists we were, legally.

Eventually, it did lead to us becoming professionals.  I say that semi smiling because as most of us know, when you do things for free, you are considered an amateur.  When you start making money, technically you are a professional.  So as professional webcam models, we started putting on private shows and doing whatever we were asked until their money ran out, or our bodies ran out.  Either way we became sex slaves to the sound of coins dropping in the chat.  Although this was lucrative and fun, it also can be taxing on your spirit.  You have to have thick skin.  Especially as a couple.  Although most of the experiences were positive, it’s that one rude comment that sticks with you after a show.  Eventually it just builds up.  After a while, we decided to hang up the old webcam and retire.   Our professional career didn’t last long, but for those that did catch us on late at night doing whatever it was they asked, I assumed they enjoyed themselves.   We did.

Moving on from Amateur Webcams

We then moved on to sex blogging and uploading videos of the things we blogged about.  As a lot of our long time readers know, we started our blog with a huge archive of our amateur sex videos we had uploaded. Some of our videos had millions of views, but nonetheless, we gradually we removed them.  Over time our bodies changed, jobs changed, and blog changed.   Originally it was all about step by step instructionals on how to deepthroat.   We figured it only made since to verify with videos.   But later our blog got more in depth with our lives, relationship, questions and answers, and less about teaching women to deepthroat or sniff cum like it’s a drug.

Sorry for all those that now visit our amateur webpage with promises of videos going along with our blogs only to be met with [DELETED].   The power of never being famous and making mediocre quality videos is that when they disappear, no one notices!  They used to tell us, “Don’t upload your sex videos because it’s online forever!”   In this day and age, don’t flatter yourself.  Your porn isn’t online forever if you aren’t deepthroating a dildo the size of your entire arm.  Not these days.  No one cares, and we aren’t as unique as we’d like to believe. There is just too much amateur porn floating around for anyone to care about yours.  Rather than fapping, saving it to the hard drive, and revisiting it later, it’s more about simply hitting the “favorite” button for later.  You can now go to the amateur videos on all the various porn websites, masturbate to the first 10 videos before you finally cum, and tomorrow there will be 10 more new ones waiting for you on the front page.  No one cares.  And in the past, people caring too much about what you do in your sex life was the biggest thing that kept amateur couples all over the world from uploading their random videos and sharing their sex sessions with the rest of us.

In hindsight, being an amateur webcam couple was a fun experience.  But we were doing that type of thing when it had so much negative stigma to it.  The idea that bad decisions haunt you forever was constantly in the back of our minds. It isn’t until you decide that sex isn’t bad or something you should be ashamed of that the stigma disappears.  Especially as a couple that is married or in a very committed relationship.  As we get older it has now became more of an issue of, “Dang, where is that old video where we looked so damn hot!  Why didn’t anyone save it!”  More and more webcam models and social media kinksters are asking their followers for old photos of themselves!  Not only did these things not haunt us, we regret not saving them ourselves.  I have found videos of us uploaded to random sites (not by us) years ago and redownloaded them to archive!  Not only did it not haunt us, it archived it for us so we get to keep our memory.


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Naughty Selfies – Jailbait and Jailhouse Stripes

jailbait assNaughty Selfies – Jailbait

Don’t let the jailbait title confuse you, I am of age…barely!  

I saw these panties and thought they looked like prison stripes.  Anyone want to break me out of jail?  

The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal:  I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.    

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Jailhouse Striped Panties

jailbait panties

jailbait stripesI repeat, I am of age!  I know, my smooth skin complexion and youthful legs may mislead….

Okay, let me stop.  I wish!

I decided to flash a bit of bling and give a little extra to all the fellas locked down doing hard time.  Now you will be doing hard time, and hard time.  

As always, snuck into the bathroom real quick and took a few selfies.  The old barely legal knees can’t handle to much more of these squatting selfies.  It takes me about an how to stand back up!

If you only knew how hard it was to hold my breasts and the camera at the same time,  you’d love me much more.   The selfies came out great though so I figured I would share.   Hopefully you guys enjoy the views.

 

My husband and I went camping the following day so although he wore my used panties, he couldn’t take a mirror selfie.  What he did do was take a quick shot of him taking them off before he showered at the campsite.   Sorry ladies (and fellas)!  

And the good news is, yes he wears sandals while in a public bathroom while taking a shower!  A man that cares about his feet and germs, probably has an amazing smelling dick and balls.  Just saying…

Well, I guess in his case, that isn’t true.  His dick and balls always smell like my vagina from yesterday.

 


You can check out all my naughty selfies here!

 

The Others 2020: Lola Down – The Nympho Next Door

The Others 2020: Lola Down – The Nympho Next Door

The purpose of this section was originally to share stories from different couples we met through social media: The Quad and Anie’s Diary.  Unfortunately, as the years passed, we have lost touch with Anie, but we are happy to share that The Quad is still together and doing wonderful.  We decided to expand the section so we have a chance to learn about other sex bloggers and share them with our readers.  You know, let these sex bloggers smell the flowers while we are all still sex blogging.  Either way, I am excited to dive into other sex blogs and see what they are all about.  This month, it’s all about Lola Down.

We will research and learn about one other sex blog each month for the next 12 months. So that will be 12 new sex blogs we learn about in 2020.  Nessa and Ryan will link each other and talk in txt (gtalk) about our thoughts.  We will then take portions of our txt conversations and publish for the world to read.  

The Others 2020: March – Lola Down, The Nympho Next Door

This month we are going to spend time with H.H. and Lola Down.  We’ve seen their names floating around for years and have never really dug into what they are all about.   They are one of the few bloggers on the scene that regularly support us, so we want to spend some time and see what they are all about, as well as extend our appreciation to them.

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