Naughty Selfies – Make Sure Your Panties Match Your Shoes
You never know when you are driving home and end up in the back of an ambulance with your pants shredded so they can put a leg splint on you. You have no control over that. But you do have control over making sure your panties match flawlessly with your shoes! And even though it my coordination was a pure accident they wouldn’t know that. I’ll just lean back in my oxygen mask and keep faking it until I make it (to the emergency room). Either way, today I am ready for anything.
The obligatory spiel about this section and our goal: I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day. Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions, I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera! Either way, hopefully you guys have a great week and enjoy another edition of our naughty selfies.
Dear Naughty Selfie Diary: Coordinate
And here is a quick shot of the back side for those that don’t care about the shoes.
No culture having….
I am texting a few of these selfies to my husband and letting him know he better match me tomorrow.
Here is his response:
Now let’s wait and see what he comes up with tomorrow. Maybe he will spill a bit of milk on his shirt to match the stains I left on my panties? LOL
So he sent me that message showing off that his hat matches my panties. Smh. How is he going to get all cocky and text me checkmate when he is taking a selfie wearing my dirty ass panties from the day before. Checkmate my ass. Plus, I didn’t realize this was a competition.
You can check out all my naughty selfies here.